- 4:34 pm - Wed, Dec 14, 2011
I might stop in New York on my way back from Boston just to see this movie. I’ve missing me some Herzog recently.
- 4:25 pm
Tis the season
I bought 90% of my christmas gifts for my family at the Grocery Store. I imagine the holidays will go something like:
"Merry Christmas, here’s some Bisquick!"
"Merry Christmas, you’re disowned."
- 1:12 pm - Tue, Dec 13, 2011
- 1 note
So much drama at the hustler club baltimore. Who knew working in a tittie bar wouldn’t be the height of professionalism? Le Sigh.
- 2:18 pm - Sat, Dec 10, 2011
- 1 note
I just applied for a job at Ottawa Festivals. I really hope I get it so I can move to Canada and slowly grow to hate that country too.
- 5:56 pm - Wed, Nov 23, 2011
- 4 notes
So I work at the hustler club now doing marketing and promotions. Talk about hanging out with crazy people every day of my life.
- 12:46 pm - Sat, Oct 29, 2011
- 12 notes
Is he REALLY blaming the his weight on the government? Wow.
The ridiculous thing about this is that he’s making it seem like he can’t choose to eat healthily. Having an unhealthy diet and blaming it on the government doesn’t make you part of the 99%. It seems like he found out about Occupy Wall Street and thought “oh hey, I better complain, too!” and this is what happened.
Not everything is the government’s fault. People also need to learn personal responsibility.
It’s the government’s fault that Big Corn is making it so that I get fat when I eat doritos why can’t i eat corn chips without all this sodium uggggggggggh life is so hard when drinking water and eating beans makes you throw up becuase yourre literally human filth.
Is that the fat guy from Varsity Blues? Also he’s a jerk.
(Source: wearethe99percent, via johnwilkestooth-deactivated2013)
- 12:35 pm
Chopped is Bullshit
20 minutes is not enough time to make awesome wings. I kind of hate this show, just because half the time, the food is still raw at the end of the competition. I miss when the Food Network didn’t pick up Line Cooks from Applebee’s and say “Hey, you can make a hot dog! Let’s put you on TV!”
- 2:38 pm - Fri, Oct 28, 2011
- 3 notes
I guess this would be the son of the holy trinity. Smitty’s Market is founded by the daughter of the guy who founded Kreuz after they had to sell the place.
It’s a better brisket. Perhaps the best I’ve ever had. Also why doesn’t every restaurant in the world use bread instead of forks? There’s an efficiency there I can really admire.
I have one more place to go to and no room in my stomach at all. I wish Lockhart had a movie theatre or something.
That meat looks green and I’m scared.
- 2:34 pm
IFC just tweeted an interview with him talking about Malcolm in the middle and Breaking Bad. He seems like such a nice person. I’ve been watching Malcolm in the Middle religiously on Netflix recently, but I still need to start watching Breaking Bad. My excuse is that I haven’t been ready to invest the time into watching all five seasons. (Yet I’ve watched all of Trailer Park Boys over the last few weeks and maybe had a weird sexy type dream about Robb Wells last night.) Priorities!